The Avengers will occasionally have, what they call, “pronunciation fights,” where they will argue over how certain words (like crayon, mayonnaise, tomato, potato, etc.) are pronounced. The Hulk has come out each and every time one of these pronunciation fights happens. Because of this, there’s a list of words in Avengers Tower (that JARVIS keeps) that are to be used ‘at your own risk.’
Imagine finding a dragon egg one day, and it hatches in your house and thinks you’re its mom. Then the next morning you wake up and find this mini dragon has gathered all the lose change and shiny objects in your house in a pile, and is gnawing on a nickel. And then when you take it out for walks, it picks up every coin it sees cause its a hoarder. And your house is eventually full of coins. And you are rich. And have a dragon.
Brazilian model Alexandre Cunha was paired with a three-year-old moptop to showcase Smalto’s matching child-sized and adult tuxedos. Unfortunately, while the pressure of performing didn’t faze the buff Brazilian, his partner broke down in tears as they were striding the catwalk:
Once, I was supposed to close a show with a 3-year-old kid and we both had matching outfits. During rehearsal, everything went as planned, but on the day of the show he started crying halfway down the runway, so in my head I thought, “What am I supposed to do?!” I ended up picking him up and I carried him to the end of the runway.
THIS IS SO CUTEEEEE
My kind of man
OMG LET ME MARRY HIM
THE WAY HE LOOKS AT HIM IN THE BOTTOM ONE OMG GUYS AWWWWWWH
HOW CAN U NOT REBLOG THIS
WHERE CAN I GET ONE?!
But wouldn’t we expect a woman to do this? We’d give her the fisheye if she didn’t, yes? It’s a good move for him, but it should be normal, not swoony.
An asexual and pansexual become room-mates and have wacky adventures
The show is called ‘All or Nothing’
Plot twist: the asexual is really super outgoing and is a huge flirt while the pansexual is extremely socially awkward and has trouble ordering coffee let alone getting a date.
my hand slipped
will reblog until this becomes an actual show
the idea of harry potter not only straddling two worlds between him (the british wizarding world and the british muggle world) but also being met at each end by two entirely different systems of historical dehumanization/subjugation (with harry on one hand being a…